Wetnitized

Wetnitized – Penny’s word for getting herself wet

R.I.P. Mini

You were a very good dog and you will be remembered.

If you were a dog

Penelope: If you were a dog would you have done all the stuff that you have done? Daddy: No Penelope: Oh, like you wouldn’t have a phone!

Yesternight

Daddy: we are not going to stay up until 10:30 every night. Penelope: but we didn’t stay up yesternight.

I went to the ground

Remember that time I didn’t run into the car so I went to the ground?

Penelope remembering a bike crash after a long bike ride

Tiny Mom

Penny: Count your many blessings!

Annabelle: You sound like a mom.

Adeline: Penny, you’re a mini-mom!

Penny: I’m a mean mom?

Adeline: No, you’re a mini-mom.

Penny: I’m a tiny mom so suck it up!

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