Penny: I have an announcement to make.
Penny: We should go to the Cookie [Dough] Bar.
Penny: Aren’t my announcements bringing us so much joy?
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Cartwheel Alert!
Penny does cartwheels anywhere and anytime. Today she warned me to get out of the way with “cartwheel alert”!
Dustin is impressed with me!
Somebody: Dustin wasn’t very impressed him
Brenden: Is Dustin ever impressed with anyone?
Penny: Dustin is impressed with me!
Mom is searching the all over the internet for anything she can get mad
Mom is searching the all over the internet for anything she can get mad at and aaaaghhh!
My little feet can take me big places!
My little feet can take me big places!
I like to get stuff, but I don’t like to spend my money.
I like to get stuff, but I don’t like to spend my money. – Penny
Maisy Takes A Bath
Penny reading Maisy Takes A Bath to Daddy
In mom’s leg
Penny: I saw your long belly button
Adeline: How so?
Penny: We’ll I was in mom’s leg
Annabelle: where was I?
Penny: In mom’s other leg a little higher
One day your butt’s going to shrink
Mom, one day your butt’s going to shrink
Just type in ‘clean hotel’
Just type in ‘clean hotel’
Penny after leaving the nasty hotel in Hollywood, FL
Hyperactive Donkey Teeth
Mom, will my teeth ever grow in? They look like hyperactive donkey teeth.
Little Brenden face
“Awe Daddy, your little Brenden face is so cute”
Penny after looking at Brenden’s old drivers license picture
I just want to find my phone
Karalin: If you could anywhere in the world, where would you go? Penny: I wouldn’t go anywhere. I just want to find my phone.
Dad wishes he could fart to make mom laugh.
Dad wishes he could fart to make mom laugh.
Don’t camera me
Daddy, don’t camera me.
– Penny
Skippy John Jones
Karalin reading Daddy’s favorite book to the family
Little Too Fast Big Year Old
On a bike ride, Penny was talking about going really fast. Daddy said “I think you are going a little too fast for a 6 year old.” A few minutes later, Daddy’s foot slipped off the peddle, lost his shoe, and smashed his shin on the peddle.
Penny: A little too fast big year old.