Penelope

Brenden came home from Florida with a tan. Penny: Your head is totally a different color

Penny: Can we do that cinnamon roll thing? Penny: Or what’s that thing called that we used to ...

Penny put bright pink lip stick on her lips and eye lids. it was time to wash it ...

Aunt Sarah taught how to make Sparky comfortable and stop biting. She showed us how to play with ...

Hey Siri, if you were a kid, would you say it’s a long time until November 22?

I like it up here because I feel tall! Penelope after climbing onto the top bunk for the ...

The third one is always the charm because that’s just like me. I’m the third child.

Penny: I have an announcement to make. Penny: We should go to the Cookie [Dough] Bar. Penny: Aren’t ...

Penny does cartwheels anywhere and anytime. Today she warned me to get out of the way with “cartwheel ...

Somebody: Dustin wasn’t very impressed him Brenden: Is Dustin ever impressed with anyone? Penny: Dustin is impressed with ...

I like to get stuff, but I don’t like to spend my money. - Penny

Penny reading Maisy Takes A Bath to Daddy

Penny: I saw your long belly button Adeline: How so? Penny: We’ll I was in mom’s leg Annabelle: ...

Mom, one day your butt’s going to shrink

Just type in ‘clean hotel’ Penny after leaving the nasty hotel in Hollywood, FL

Awe Daddy, your little Brenden face is so cute Penny after looking at Brenden’s old drivers license picture

Karalin: If you could anywhere in the world, where would you go? Penny: I wouldn’t go anywhere. I ...

Dad wishes he could fart to make mom laugh.

Daddy, don’t camera me. - Penny