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Hyperactive Donkey Teeth

Mom, will my teeth ever grow in? They look like hyperactive donkey teeth.
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Stack us up in clothes and send us off to work.

Stack us up in clothes and send us off to work. Annabelle after hearing daddy talk about Paper ...
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I not going anywhere! I live here!

We were out sledding for the first time this year. Daddy: It's time to go inside Annabelle: I ...
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What’s mine is his and his is mine.

Mommy: What's mine is his and his is mine. Adeline: Except for your underwear.
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You look like a lumberjack

It looks like you are building a beard. You look like a lumberjack. Adeline to daddy after he ...
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Don’t be like Bertram

Daddy: Let's go rock climbing! Adeline: No, it's too far away. Annabelle: Adeline, don't be like Bertram (the ...
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This is the life of peace!

Martha: Isn't this beautiful out here? (as she was walking to her car through our courtyard) Annabelle: This ...
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Who would win in wrestling?

All of the kids were in the back of Lindsey's minivan. Who would win in wrestling Adeline or ...
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Close your leg arm pit

Close your leg arm pit. Penny to Mommy
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I’ll never forget you refrigerator

I'll never forget you refrigerator. Annabelle
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 I don’t really like clothes

Daddy: I am going for a run. Does anything want to come with me? Annabelle: I need more ...
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No, no! Dada not listen to me!

No, no! Dada not listen to me! Penelope 
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I like my shadow

I like my shadow. Annabelle 
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Ever I do smacking belly it doesn’t hurt!

Ever I do smacking belly it doesn't hurt! Annabelle jumping belly first into the pool
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Well that’s a relief!

We were transferring the Legos to a new drawer cart. In the process Annabelle and Adeline both found ...
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Controlling Like Me?

Daddy: China's government is kinda different. They try to control everything.  Adeline: Like me?
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I need an agent!

Adeline: I need an agent to answer the phone for me while I am at school.  Annabelle: I ...
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Life would be a lot easier if you would stop crying!

Penny, life would be a lot easier if you would stop crying! Adeline on cold jog back from ...
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A piece of bread doesn’t just fall out of a cow

A piece of bread doesn't just fall out of a cow you know. Adeline explaining to Annabelle
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Is it tomorrow after this day?

Annabelle: Was I right? Is it tomorrow after this day? Daddy: yep! Annabelle: I always get that right ...
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