Somebody: Dustin wasn’t very impressed him
Brenden: Is Dustin ever impressed with anyone?
Penny: Dustin is impressed with me!
Quotes
Mom is searching the all over the internet for anything she can get mad
Mom is searching the all over the internet for anything she can get mad at and aaaaghhh!
My little feet can take me big places!
My little feet can take me big places!
I like to get stuff, but I don’t like to spend my money.
I like to get stuff, but I don’t like to spend my money. – Penny
In mom’s leg
Penny: I saw your long belly button
Adeline: How so?
Penny: We’ll I was in mom’s leg
Annabelle: where was I?
Penny: In mom’s other leg a little higher
One day your butt’s going to shrink
Mom, one day your butt’s going to shrink
Just type in ‘clean hotel’
Just type in ‘clean hotel’
Penny after leaving the nasty hotel in Hollywood, FL
Hyperactive Donkey Teeth
Mom, will my teeth ever grow in? They look like hyperactive donkey teeth.
Little Brenden face
“Awe Daddy, your little Brenden face is so cute”
Penny after looking at Brenden’s old drivers license picture
Dad wishes he could fart to make mom laugh.
Dad wishes he could fart to make mom laugh.
Don’t camera me
Daddy, don’t camera me.
– Penny
Little Too Fast Big Year Old
On a bike ride, Penny was talking about going really fast. Daddy said “I think you are going a little too fast for a 6 year old.” A few minutes later, Daddy’s foot slipped off the peddle, lost his shoe, and smashed his shin on the peddle.
Penny: A little too fast big year old.
Eye or Ear?
Penny: If you could get another eye or ear what would get?
Daddy: I’m not sure. What would you do?
Penny: I would get another eye on my hand. Then I could say look over there hand (putting her hand behind her back)
Annabelle: I would get an ear because I can hardly hear people!
It’s gonna go viral!
Mom, if you learn how to make this soup, it’s gonna go viral!
Annabelle pointing to Chicken Tortilla from Chomp
I named my baby Quarter
I named my baby Quarter
Penny
Why is the moon walking with me?
Why is the moon walking with me?
Penelope looking up at the moon when we were on a walk
Wetnitized
Wetnitized – Penny’s word for getting herself wet
I love it when you kiss me!
Daddy kiss me. I love it when you kiss me!
I wish Elsa was a real person
I wish Elsa was a real person. And I wish I was her
Annabelle after watching Frozen II