Just type in ‘clean hotel’
Penny after leaving the nasty hotel in Hollywood, FL
Just type in ‘clean hotel’
Penny after leaving the nasty hotel in Hollywood, FL
Mom, will my teeth ever grow in? They look like hyperactive donkey teeth.
“Awe Daddy, your little Brenden face is so cute”
Penny after looking at Brenden’s old drivers license picture
Dad wishes he could fart to make mom laugh.
Daddy, don’t camera me.
– Penny
On a bike ride, Penny was talking about going really fast. Daddy said “I think you are going a little too fast for a 6 year old.” A few minutes later, Daddy’s foot slipped off the peddle, lost his shoe, and smashed his shin on the peddle.
Penny: A little too fast big year old.
Penny: If you could get another eye or ear what would get?
Daddy: I’m not sure. What would you do?
Penny: I would get another eye on my hand. Then I could say look over there hand (putting her hand behind her back)
Annabelle: I would get an ear because I can hardly hear people!
Mom, if you learn how to make this soup, it’s gonna go viral!
Annabelle pointing to Chicken Tortilla from Chomp
I named my baby Quarter
Penny
Why is the moon walking with me?
Penelope looking up at the moon when we were on a walk
Wetnitized – Penny’s word for getting herself wet
Daddy kiss me. I love it when you kiss me!
I wish Elsa was a real person. And I wish I was her
Annabelle after watching Frozen II
Daddy: Which pillow do you want?
Penny: The toppest one!
Mini is the best dog in the world! And she isn’t even scary.
Annabelle after Mommy said “You girls better start saying goodbye. She gonna be going soon!”
Daddy, you got twooth place!
Penelope watching a Mario Kart race
Remember that time I didn’t run into the car so I went to the ground?
Penelope remembering a bike crash after a long bike ride
Penny: Count your many blessings!
Annabelle: You sound like a mom.
Adeline: Penny, you’re a mini-mom!
Penny: I’m a mean mom?
Adeline: No, you’re a mini-mom.
Penny: I’m a tiny mom so suck it up!
Mommy, I’ll give you $10 if I can use my phone whenever I want.