Mom: Where are you going?
Annabelle: We can’t tell you in front of Penny.
Penny: Definitely Hooters
Definitely Hooters
Penelope
I kinda like it when my hoverboard doesn’t shut off
I kinda like it when my hoverboard doesn’t shut off now. It used to freak me out. Don’t take this the wrong way, but it’s like having a pet dog. I have to stay close and watch it.
Have a Cookie
Let me tell you something I really bad want to do. I want to give a cookie to everyone on our street with a Trump sign. I think about that every time I drive down our street.
I have nothing going on in my life. It’s great!
Yesterday, I had school and then I knew I had the track meet today and it was kind of stressful, but now I have nothing going on in my life. It’s great!
Your head is totally a different color
Brenden came home from Florida with a tan.
Penny: Your head is totally a different color
Can we do that cinnamon role thing?
Penny: Can we do that cinnamon roll thing?
Penny: Or what’s that thing called that we used to do?
Brenden: Do you mean steam roll?
Penny: Yes!!!
Car Wash
Penny put bright pink lip stick on her lips and eye lids and it was time to wash it off.
“Guys, I just gave my face a car wash.”
She put a spell on him
Aunt Sarah taught how to make Sparky comfortable and stop biting. She showed us how to play with him and hold him. Up to that point everyone was scared of him because all he did was night Brenden every chance he got.
“It’s like he is a totally different hamster. I don’t know what she did to him. It’s like she put a spell on him.”
Hey Siri, if you were a kid…
Hey Siri, if you were a kid, would you say it’s a long time until November 22?
I feel tall!
I like it up here because I feel tall!
Penelope after climbing onto the top bunk for the first night
The third one is always the charm
The third one is always the charm because that’s just like me. I’m the third child.
Aren’t my announcements bringing us so much joy?
Penny: I have an announcement to make.
Penny: We should go to the Cookie [Dough] Bar.
Penny: Aren’t my announcements bringing us so much joy?
Cartwheel Alert!
Penny does cartwheels anywhere and anytime. Today she warned me to get out of the way with “cartwheel alert”!
Dustin is impressed with me!
Somebody: Dustin wasn’t very impressed him
Brenden: Is Dustin ever impressed with anyone?
Penny: Dustin is impressed with me!
I like to get stuff, but I don’t like to spend my money.
I like to get stuff, but I don’t like to spend my money. – Penny
Maisy Takes A Bath
Penny reading Maisy Takes A Bath to Daddy
In mom’s leg
Penny: I saw your long belly button
Adeline: How so?
Penny: We’ll I was in mom’s leg
Annabelle: where was I?
Penny: In mom’s other leg a little higher
One day your butt’s going to shrink
Mom, one day your butt’s going to shrink
Just type in ‘clean hotel’
Just type in ‘clean hotel’
Penny after leaving the nasty hotel in Hollywood, FL
Little Brenden face
“Awe Daddy, your little Brenden face is so cute”
Penny after looking at Brenden’s old drivers license picture