Brenden
The future told me
Penny: I am on safe!
Daddy: Who said that is safe?
Penny: The future.
Stack us up in clothes and send us off to work.
Stack us up in clothes and send us off to work.
Annabelle after hearing daddy talk about Paper Tower potentially going out of business
I not going anywhere! I live here!
We were out sledding for the first time this year.
Daddy: It’s time to go inside
Annabelle: I not going anywhere! I live here!
You look like a lumberjack
It looks like you are building a beard. You look like a lumberjack.
Adeline to daddy after he bought cheap replacement blades
Fidget Pinner
Penny really wants a fidget spinner for her birthday.
Can you teamroll me?
Daddy, can you teamroll me?
Penelope
Rough Ball
Adeline was listening to Daddy telling a story where someone said “He plays hard ball!”
A few weeks later, Adeline remembered things a little differently when she asked, “Dad, do you remember when your partner said ‘Man, he plays rough ball!'”
Can’t kiss me!
Can’t kiss me!
Penelope to Daddy before bedtime