Today mom and dad (Collister) went to Jacob Siemen’s first communion. So they only had their dress shoes when they left our house. Dad had black wingtips with black socks, paired with casual loose plaid dress shorts. Mom had jeans, dad’s “Mr. Roger’s sweater with black shiny platform heals, with a white bow. Which got us talking about how mom tried to wear a different fancy pair that did not match. Dad told her she couldn’t be one of those people who gets something new and tries to wear it with everything, even if it doesn’t match. We were shocked he cared or commented. So mom said she listened. Dad said mom is the hair Nazi, so he is the shoe Nazi.