Brenden came home from Florida with a tan. Penny: Your head is totally a different color

Penny: Can we do that cinnamon roll thing? Penny: Or what’s that thing called that we used to do? Brenden: Do you mean steam roll? Penny: Yes!!!

Penny put bright pink lip stick on her lips and eye lids. it was time to wash it off. “Guys, I just gave my face a car wash.”

Aunt Sarah taught how to make Sparky comfortable and stop biting. She showed us how to play with him and hold him. Up to that point everyone was scared of […]

Hey Siri, if you were a kid, would you say it’s a long time until November 22?

Adeline: Can somebody play some music? My brain is not working. Karalin: Your brain probably is working and you just want it to stop working.

I like it up here because I feel tall! Penelope after climbing onto the top bunk for the first night

The third one is always the charm because that’s just like me. I’m the third child.

Penny: I have an announcement to make. Penny: We should go to the Cookie [Dough] Bar. Penny: Aren’t my announcements bringing us so much joy?

Penny does cartwheels anywhere and anytime. Today she warned me to get out of the way with “cartwheel alert”!

Somebody: Dustin wasn’t very impressed him Brenden: Is Dustin ever impressed with anyone? Penny: Dustin is impressed with me!

Mom is searching the all over the internet for anything she can get mad at and aaaaghhh!

My little feet can take me big places!

I like to get stuff, but I don’t like to spend my money. – Penny

Penny reading Maisy Takes A Bath to Daddy